Train ride up to the OC this morning. There isn’t enough coffee to keep me awake.
Drag queen rule No. 37: Never, ever screw up a Britney Spears song.
This week’s lip sync for your life pitted Vivienne Pinay against Honey Mahogany. The bland leading the bland. Filler vs. filler. Non-contender and non-contender.
Any queen who can’t bring it to Britney deserves to go home. And RuPaul agrees. He sends both Vivienne (mallrat realness) and Honey (caftan diva) packing when both fail to impress. I’m elated. There’s too much fat, and the real trimming needs to start.
Good riddance, I say, to Vivienne, who suddenly hates Alyssa Edwards for “overpowering” her last week. She hates everyone, really. A genuinely bad attitude just isn’t the tea. I think Ru was hoping for a Jujubee repeat.
YOU’RE NOT JUJUBEE.
And Honey? Mucking up a Diana Ross impression? WHEN YOUR NAME INCLUDES THE WORD MAHOGANY? (Side note: Watch “Mahogany.”) Even I could have done a better job.
Full recap - HERE.
I cannot stand that crap! I feel your pain!!
I just performed 3 returns for people fucking up their copies in self-serve.
Like, if you don’t know how to use a copier, then let me do it. I’m obviously not busy at the moment.
Huuuuu I wish I could put up a sign that says
PLEASE ONLY USE SELF SERVE IF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE MACHINES.
But of course I can’t. Because we aren’t allowed to say “no” to customers.
I could never imagine the hurt this mom must possess